You lose, Barack

I haven't posted for a while. Guess I've been distracted by the new celebrity on the block, Sarah Palin. She's got gumption. And hate to tell you this, dude, but she's a whole lot better looking than you, too.

We Airheads do go for the superficial, for sure. But even we have our limits for decorum and polite behaviour. When you called her a pig in lipstick today, you went too far. You really went over the top, though, when you insulted fish wrapped in newspaper.

I happen to really love salmon.

Sorry, Barack. You just lost this Airhead. You might have to be an airhead to support Obama, but even that's no guarantee.

Bye-bye,
Airhead

Rioters in Minneapolis

Heard on the news this morning that the police arrested 250 protesters for minor stuff like smashing car windows & looting--more than the 150 arrested all last week in Denver.

Way to go Obama! Great anti-war peace march! No worse than a Liverpool soccer match. That will show those cheeseheads we mean business.

Airhead

Setting the Stage

I just heard the news--Brittany Spears' Stage Manager is doing the set for your speech tonight.

Dude!!! That's just awesome--we Airheads are soooo proud!

Can't wait for the show,
Airhead

Joe Biden!

So it's going to be Joe Biden for veep. In the senate since forever. That'll shut them up about experience, for sure.

But doesn't that make it impossible to claim to be a "Washington outsider" with new, new change?

Can't wait to hear what BHO has to say about that. I'm sure it will be good! Not to mention new and different.

I don't understand, but I don't need to: I believe, and the Big O will reveal all in good time.

Airhead

Russians Invade Georgia!

The Russians have invaded Georgia. I think they're pretty close to Atlanta. This is going to be worse than Sherman. Where is Obama? Last I heard he was still on vacation in Hawaii.

Maybe we need to get a big searchlight and shine a Big O in the night sky.

We need you, man!
Airhead

Hillary at the Con

I hear stories today about Hillary being nominated at the floor of the convention. Its over, man: you beat her fair and square. Except maybe for Michigan and Florida and that whole Superdelegate thing. I never did quite understand that. I thought the people nominated the person to run, not special interests. But whatever.

And don't even think about nominating Hillary for veep. Hillary and Michele in the same White House? No way!

Airhead

Gas under $120 a barrel

Dude! Oil came down to $119 a barrel today. They said it was because consumption was down. Oh-oh. Does that mean we Americans did it without government help? Unbelievable!

What's Barack going to offer us so we'll continue to support him? I'll bet he's got something going. He's got his staff working overtime. I have faith.

Yes he can!
Airhead